Classy. Sassy. Never Trashy!
Disclaimer: Danielle and I came up with the BMW Owner’s Guide as our take on the different number series for the BMW cars. This is not to be held as true.
There’s actually a guide about the owner’s of BMW series. I mean the 3 Series is the entry-level and the series that requires the lesser credit score, lesser income but still gives the feeling of uber luxury. The 5 series(well, how bout I get back to that). The 7 is the standard of Platinum Excellence in the BMW series. It’s pure luxury, pure kunt, fierce, BEAMER, BENZ or BENTLEY status. It’s awesome.
The 5 series: The 5 series is that BMW, it’s a clearly a step-up from the 3 series. It says “Hey, I’ve made it. Almost. I’ve got enough money for a 3 series but clearly my credit sucks and I can’t get a 7 series!” Well you suck as a person too. Typically the 5 series owner is a liar, cheat, steal, whatever else. They are people who are not to be trusted nor why would you want to, they own a 5 series. A 5 series owner is about as a bad as a homeless man performing “Aquaitic Rape”.
There’s a real story behind this post but I don’t want to divulge. Just know that I will steer clear of any man trying to date me again that owns a 5 series. Janky People Drive Janky Cars. It kind of happens. I don’t judge. Have you had an experience with someone who drives a 5 series? Not all the BMW 5 series owners are bad, just the ones that I’ve met. My godmother included as well…….
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